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“I still think we should just fly there..”
“We are flying there, Esme.”
“I mean on broomsticks. Like proper witches.”
“You know very well it’s too far to fly on a broomstick. The airplane will be just as fine. Certainly more comfortable..”
“You attach too much value to comfort, Gytha.”
“Why are you being so difficult about this? You don’t even like broomsticks!”
“I’ll take a broomstick over a plane anytime! At least I’m the one flying it….”
“Oh… So that’s it, isn’t it? Esme Weatherwax, you have control issues, you know that, don’t you?”
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Inktober Prompt 7: Trip
sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.
i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke
you cant do this to me
